Category Archives: Feature

I just wanted to write about some ridiculous things I have heard about but have not actually seen. Cell phones are pretty much a piece of the American life. Everybody has one. I have one. I’ve had quite a few. I lose or destroy them. As close as I can remember, I’m on my seventh one. (Daughter...

Most of my life is behind me. I don’t do a lot of crazy things anymore. But one or two still slip in! This is a ridiculous but true story about something that happened to me decades ago! I’ve always been embarrassed to write it but finally figured people are not going to get to harass me...

My job allowed me to meet an enormous number of people, men and women of all ages. I always wondered what gave people their personalities. Several were a pleasure to deal with. They were fairly smart and courteous and easy to deal with. They could tell in a minute that I was not smart. It gave them a...

I don’t know if all men get into the awkward situations that I do or if I’m the only one that is stupid enough to write about them in the local paper. I recently drove my car through the automatic car wash. I do not see well. I missed the main drive and jumped up on...

I never was a man with much of a wardrobe. I dress mostly in blue jeans and a T-shirt. I’ve worn ridiculous clothes before, because I have the taste of a pig. I go very few places that call for me to dress well. And I have even messed this up many times. I have arrived at social...

I have spent a lot of my life having to make do with something that did not fit. It was never the right thing. I was either too lazy or too broke to get the right thing. I’ve driven cars for months with that little dinky spare tire that you are to use just to get to...