Category Archives: Feature

I don’t know if all men get into the awkward situations that I do or if I’m the only one that is stupid enough to write about them in the local paper. I recently drove my car through the automatic car wash. I do not see well. I missed the main drive and jumped up on...

I never was a man with much of a wardrobe. I dress mostly in blue jeans and a T-shirt. I’ve worn ridiculous clothes before, because I have the taste of a pig. I go very few places that call for me to dress well. And I have even messed this up many times. I have arrived at social...

I have spent a lot of my life having to make do with something that did not fit. It was never the right thing. I was either too lazy or too broke to get the right thing. I’ve driven cars for months with that little dinky spare tire that you are to use just to get to...

I had no idea I would live to be a geezer. I have arrived at that age. The one good thing I thought I would be done with was visits with highway patrolmen. I got a ticket recently and found out they will write tickets to old, awful drivers like me! When I got pulled over, I...

Well, I’ve been trudging through winter like everyone else, not much excitement. I didn’t go anywhere warm except for the Coffee Cup Café. I have had some unusual things happen. I developed a fantastic toothache. After a few days of very little sleep or food, I finally went to a dentist. He took one look in my...